Wax Heads all Rad choices are the record picks, drinks, and a few emoji-based inputs that match the game’s “Rad” route for each track. If you want the correct option fast, the list below keeps the track order intact and shows the exact choice tied to each NPC.
A few entries are a little messy in the source material, especially the emoji-only prompts and the “AI slop” record picks in Track 15. Those are kept here with the original notes so you can still use them in-game.
Track 1
- Mimi Superfan: Mimi - Still Mimi
- Tony (Cheapskate): Untitled Grass - Let’s Fuzz
- Alexis: The Secret Male Choir Club - Vol Two: Edmund Hall
- Winston: Roland Tipsy - Peep
- Kelly: Sister - Snake
Track 2
- Billy: Bad Toes - Bad Toes
- Chloe (Teenager): Sister - Sister
- Kaz (Delivery Man): Ego, Sunny Side Up - Self Deprecating Toast and Jam
- Lewis: Bad Toes - Bad Toes
- Clarissa (Mother): Mimi - Still Mimi
Track 3
- Craig (Doting Boyfriend): Bricked Ego - Can Yer Grins!
- Mascot Dad: Gareth Gringle - Going Gringles
- Lawrence: Brick Dog - Live at the Snack Bar
- Chip Lennington: Gareth Gringle - Going Gringles
- Patri: Bricked Ego - Can Yer Grins!
Track 4
- Ishaan: Bad Toes - Bad Toes
- Rod: Ego, Sunny Side Up - Self Deprecating Toast and Jam
- ❤️😺😺😺❤️ — heart cat cat cat heart — gives you the storage room code: Vampire Witch Ghost
- Ali: Brick Dog - Bruck
- Patri: Untitled Grass - Let’s Fuzz
- Hank: Can’t
(bottom-right)
Track 5
- Theo (Gamer Guy): Nia Pixel - Now Play This
- Kaz (Delivery Man): Snarl - Deadly Last Gasp of Freedom
(I had to ask for help on this one) - Winston: RXX - Levitation
- Jarhead Dennis: Jarhead - The Bloated Belljar
- Tony (Cheapskate): Pale - Ghost Bucket
Track 6
- Summer: Dirt - Rearview Collapse
- Mei: Pink Sq. - Campsite
- Billy (Wet): Snarl - Eye Tried
- Steven (Tired Dad): Gecko Jester - Absurd Realities
- Hidden Customer: Mimi - Mecha Mimi Meets Mother
Track 7
- Chloe and Marco: Nia Pixel - Now Play This
- Gordy: Sister - Snake
- Lin and Roy (Metal Heads): Snarl - Deadly Last Gasp of Freedom
and
Shatter Fist - Shatter Fist - Priya: Dirt - Rearview Collapse
- 😺🪦😝❤️🤘 — cat gravestone sick heart fingerhorns — gives you the Milk Bottle key
- Darren: Mimi - Mecha Mimi Meets Mother
Track 8
- Ali and Patri: Minnie & Minx - Fundam
- George (The Collector): Snarl - Eye Tried
- Mike: Pale - Ghost Bucket
- Mascot Dad (Dizzy Demons): Minnie & Minx - Fundam
- Rashida: Snarl - Deadly Last Gasp of Freedom
- Morgan: 15 Eunomia Helles
(bottom row, second from right)
Track 9
- Theo (Gamer Guy): Shy Robot - Continue…?
- Kelsey: Aiko Suzuki - Wind Poems
- Alicia: Ego, Sunny Side Up - Self Deprecating Toast and Jam
- ??? (Mystery Shopper): Shy Robot - Continue…?
Track 10
- Will: Roberta D/Shy Robot - Chrome Lick
(on the left) - Roz (Roberta D Fan): Roberta D - Gro)))
- Kaz (Delivery Man): Roberta D - Chrome Lick
(on the left again, this one’s total and utter BS) - Mrs & Mr Ralph: Roberta D - Ghost Hardware
(top one) - Isabella (The Artist): Roberta D - Crab Dream
- Aggelos: Roberta D - Xatc
- June: Roberta D - Doomsday Hero (Drought)
(on the left)
Track 11
- Tony (Cheapskate): Wavemaster - Down Up
- Lewis: Jarhead - Pit
- Rashida: RXX - Levitation
- Winston: Becoming Violet - Faces in Faces
Track 12
- Isabella (The artist): Aiko Suzuki - Wind Poems
- Dai (Gig Goer): Bricked Ego - Can Yer Grins!
- Mc Chizzel: Nia Pixel - Bust Base
- 💀🤘🤘💀 — skull fingerhorns fingerhorns skull — gives the cottage key
- Jon (Grumpy Punk): Still Going - Dad’s Socks
- Gelk Man (Influencer): Minnie & Minx - Fundam
- Abi: Mull of Satire
(middle shelf, leftmost, looks like a head)
Track 13
- Nathan: Claw Dia - Nimbus Joyride
- Mascot Dad (Waffle Wanderers): The Oi Oi’s - Pint and a Packet of Crisps
- George (The Collector): Maria Estrella - Gifted
Track 14
- There are no choices to be made today.
Track 15
- Dan Luffy (Landlord): any album with AI slop artifacts
- Pat: Becoming Violet - Masquerade
(the real one) - James Grenth: James Grenth - Hands On Me
(the real one) - Willow: Becoming Violet - 15 Minute Break
(the real one) - Morgan: Willow - Dove Can Still Fly
(the real one)
If you can’t tell which albums have AI slop artifacts and which are the real ones, select one and print the receipt. If the price is £0.10 instead of full price, it’s AI slop. Press the red X to cancel and pick another record.
Track 16
- Kaz (Delivery Man): Brick Dog - Sinking
- Vinnie Spoon (Promoter): The Weird Knots - Hair Flops
- 🪬💀🔥🤘 — eyepalm skull flame fingerhorns — gives the mask key
- Chloe, Marco, and Eduardo: Jarhead - Pit
and
Nia Pixel - Bust Base
and
Sister - Cave Coven - June: Becoming Violet - Faces In Faces
- Winston: Minnie & Minx - Fundam
- Paul: A Certain Tipple
(bottom row, third from left)
Track 17
- Ali: Lea Webber - Tense Glass
- Billy: Girl Junk - Girl Junk
and
Da Kneez - Stay in Bed - Margarita: Maria Estrella - Gifted
(this one was utter BS, I had to brute force it) - Daisy: Da Kneez - Stay in Bed
- Patri: Brick Dog - Sinking
Track 18
- Delivery Man Zak: Lea Webber - Tense Glass
- 🪦💀💀💀 — gravestone skull skull skull — gives the slippers key
- Mimi Superfan: Glorf: The Movie - (OST)
(the soundtrack LP) - Tony (Cheapskate): Snarl - Eye Tried
- Chip Lennington: Bad Toes - Chipped Nails
- Willow: Willow - Dove Can Still Fly
(it’s in the basement, bottom-right, partially obscured)
Track 19
- Teddy Tom: Teddy Tom & The Two Stans - The Best of You…
- Winston, Rashida, and Ryan: Brick Dog - Bruck
and
Willow - Dove Can Still Fly
and
Nia Pixel - Bust Base
(I had to be told the answer to this one, thanks Oonux! Willow is now on the top floor) - Ali and Patri: Gecko Jester - Absurd Realities
- Mystery Figure: Mimi - Mecha Mimi Meets Mother
- Linney Hurst: Da Knees - Stay in Bed
- Clive: Gareth Gringle - Going Gringles
Quick notes on the emoji choices
A few tracks use emoji strings instead of named records or drinks. The source guide treats these as valid Rad choices and, in some cases, says they unlock keys or codes:
- ❤️😺😺😺❤️ → storage room code: Vampire Witch Ghost
- 😺🪦😝❤️🤘 → Milk Bottle key
- 💀🤘🤘💀 → cottage key
- 🪬💀🔥🤘 → mask key
- 🪦💀💀💀 → slippers key
How to check the right record when the choice looks unclear
For the few tracks that are ambiguous or seem to have fake entries mixed in, use the receipt test:
- Pick one record.
- Print the receipt.
- If the price is £0.10, it’s the AI slop artifact.
- Press the red X to cancel.
- Pick the other record.
That method matters most in Track 15, where the guide explicitly marks the “real” records and the slop entries.